No, not flies as in zippers on your pants.

I am talking about one of the most annoying bugs on this planet.

Yes, the fly.

I must say, I could be a professional swatter.

My aim is getting great.

My reason for starting this:
There is a fly flying around my room right now. How he got in here, I have no idea. But, he is buzzing around me, and the only thing I want to do right now, is kill him. Send him to fly heaven. probably a pile of poo.

Haha, I can totally relate! The advantages of winter, lately has been no flies! *sigh* But it was not to last...a few days until spring. I have seen a total of three flies in the last few days. I bet they're going to swarm in once spring starts. >.<

It is weird thinking that you have your seasons switched!

because we are just about to start Fall...

Anywho...

At dinner tonight, we were eating outside, and I swear, when the food was on the table, it sent out a beacon, asking all the flies in the area to come swarm our porch, land on us, our food, or anything else that might be edible....

YUCK.

Yeah, I can't imagine what it's like for you to have summer in the middle of the year.
Haha, a fly beacon! I didn't know they had one.

and my poor horse has flies buzzing around him all the time! (even after I spray him to keep them away)

The Fly Beacon (The Complete Story)
A family grabs their plates from inside and walk out onto the porch, sit at the table, and start eating.

As the food is being placed on the table, it screams as loud as it can, "FLIES! COME AND GET ME!"

The flies, busy eating their share of horse poo, hear the cry of the food and come zooming in to save the day.

BWAHAHAHAH!

can you tell I have nothing better to do?

*hides a grin* no, not really.

THOUGH, the ''flies coming in to save the day" is questionable.

it probably seems like that in the mind of a fly...wait...they don't have minds.

stupid things.

gah.

Well, every organism must have a nucleus to control the rest of it, however tiny it may be
...ok, that was a dorky joke, move along, nothing to see.

bwahahahahahahaha

I guess that is true...